5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-broken/
Got to be read to be believed…
#5. “Show Us the Aliens”
#4. Energy “Catalizer”
#3. Evil Corporate Cure Conspiracy
#2. Spamming the White House
#1. Internet Users Are Better Than Other People!
I particularly liked this bit in #2:
When Skynet comes online and decides to kill us, we’ll be fine — by the time it digs through all the Viagra ads to get at the nuclear launch codes, spam bots will have evolved and be targeting it with ads screaming “GET A BIGGER HARD DRIVE NOW!”
Cracked is almost always great for a grin, often a chortle, and sometimes muffled snorts as I try to avoid annoying my co-workers. I highly recommend it!