Dumb and dummies: Italian trio held over shop break-in
Rome police hold veteran thieves who pretended to be mannequins during alleged theft of designer clothes
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/shop-dummy-italian-thieves-arrested
Not so amusing to the thieves, I am sure, but quite amusing to me! I figured my reader(s) would also find this at least grin-worthy.