{"id":454,"date":"2012-01-23T14:14:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/?p=454"},"modified":"2012-01-23T14:14:36","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T14:14:36","slug":"5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-is-broken-cracked-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2012\/01\/23\/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-is-broken-cracked-com\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken &#8211; Cracked.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-broken\/\">http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-broken\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Got to be read to be believed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>#5. &#8220;Show Us the Aliens&#8221;<br \/>\n#4. Energy &#8220;Catalizer&#8221;<br \/>\n#3. Evil Corporate Cure Conspiracy<br \/>\n#2. Spamming the White House<br \/>\n#1. Internet Users Are Better Than Other People!<\/p>\n<p>I particularly liked this bit in #2:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nWhen Skynet comes online and decides to kill us, we&#8217;ll be fine &#8212; by the time it digs through all the Viagra ads to get at the nuclear launch codes, spam bots will have evolved and be targeting it with ads screaming &#8220;GET A BIGGER HARD DRIVE NOW!&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Cracked is almost always great for a grin, often a chortle, and sometimes muffled snorts as I try to avoid annoying my co-workers.  I highly recommend it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-broken\/ Got to be read to be believed&#8230; #5. &#8220;Show Us the Aliens&#8221; #4. Energy &#8220;Catalizer&#8221; #3. Evil Corporate Cure Conspiracy #2. Spamming the White House #1. Internet Users Are Better Than Other People! I particularly liked this bit in #2: When Skynet comes online and decides &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2012\/01\/23\/5-online-petitions-that-prove-democracy-is-broken-cracked-com\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken &#8211; Cracked.com&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sol-biotech.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}